GOSH!!

GOSH..
Why must every freaking thing in be electronically based..
Why the need for a CLEANANDGREENpass to access every freaking single thing..

To keep track on us.. to label us electronically.. To track us down. Using our ISPs and all ..
That we are invisibly bounded like jailmates in a prison-cell or captive slaves in a caravan of vagabon-ic nomadic tribe or a harem of scarred backed whores..with our nooses invisibly wound round our necks ready to be tightened with each electronic transaction we involve ourselves in..

But of course we must be the forerunner in everything. The government must be internet savy to be HIPPY and HOPPY to flaunt to the bloody rest of the world that all "our governmenental departments are electronically connected to the citizens so that they can have easy access to our services"


And please do not quote me on this "hence need not go down to the governmental departments and ministries ~This wonderful facade to show off to our distinguished guests when they visit us... Lest you crowd the place passing your bodily germs to one another in the congested little entrance hall we have spent millions to build.. and that too might increase the volume of people entering our buildings hence increasing too the possibilities of terrorists entering~ And YES I repeat this wonderful facade to show off to our distinguished guests when they visit OUR CLEAN AND GREEN ISLE."

OHH YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU INHABITANTS OF THIS CLEAN AND GREEN ISLE ARE. To have such aesthetically beautiful environments to meet your officials while we generously offer you a native brand's complimentary packet of coloured yellow sugar syrup with a hint of natural flavourings stamped "NOT SO SWEET" drink .

OH SO LUCKY. SO LUCKYYYYY~~ *twirls and prances*


Anyway.. back to the CLEANANDGREEN electronically savy isle.

They bloody darn well have a supercomputer to handle the heavy server load.
And a user friendly interface that even not internet savy people can comprehend the usage. AND WHEN THERE STATES "CLICK ON THE SUBMIT BUTTON" MAKE SURE THERE IS A FREAKING SUBMIT BUTTON.

*hopping livid and mad*