The rambling escapist with clipped wings

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Chinese Restaurant Syndrome..

We went to this Sichuan restaurant for lunch today. LongJiang Chinese Ala Carte Buffet..

Barely 7 main dishes later
I felt my heart palpitating and I was close to having an asthma attack.
I was sorta wheezing and coughing.
My ears were flaming and my neck was red.
I thought I was having an astral experience lol
It was a weird heady feeling..

Sometimes reading too much Readers Digest on
"Symptoms to tell if you are having a heart attack"
Can be overly informative.
And it makes you worry too much
Anyway...

After about 6 little chinese teacups of Ka-pow..
I felt better..but my ears and neck was still red.


It subsided after a while and I resumed EATING..
well I did not know what caused this reaction.
(Could have been a-vistation
or a crack in the cosmos announcing my premature demise lol)


And so I googled what i felt.
Asthma Flushing MSG Seafood.

And Voila..
I got my answer "Chinese Restuarant syndrome"



AND WHAT AFTER SO MANY YEARS OF CHINESE FOOD AND ALL...
THAT RESTAURANT MUST HAVE BEEN POURING PACKETS INTO THEIR
FAUX SHARK'S FIN SOUP(WAS MORE LIKE EGG DROPSOUP)
OR
DEEP FRIED FISH DRIZZLED WITH DARK SOY SAUCE
OR
FRESH SCALLOP WITH XO SAUCE SERVED WITH ASPARAGUS,
OR
CRAYFISH WITH WITH FUJI APPLE SAUTED WITH MINCED GARLIC AND CHILLI,
OR
TENDER BEEF SLICES WITH CHINESE CHIVES
OR
GOLDEN PORK SLICES DIPPED IN ORANGE SAUCE
OR
WATERCRESS LIGHTLY SAUTED WITH SHRIMP(YAH haybee)

that was the LITTLE(ahem) I had before the attack..
OK ALOT.. (but the servings were quite small...
erm its SUNDAY can pigout more..
T'was MA's treat... :X(hehe excusesexcusesexcuses for gorging)

But seriously look what it did me...MSG overdose

I mean Eat fat..and Good expensive food nevermind..
Zi de (worth it)
BUT EAT FAT EXPENSIVE FOOD AND ALLERGY...
SO NOT WORTH IT.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That actually sounded hilarious on hindsight, knowing you are fine...

And are you trying to make us jealous by listing the oh so yumy dishes???

Your mum is so nice bring you to lunch ... what was the occasion ah?

-Vel

11:35 PM  
Blogger Cheraith_Issie said...

So someone actually appreciates my goofy humour *bows and chuckles*
I SURVIVED so all's good. If i were American I would have sued the restaurant to smitereens rather than laughing about it eh..
(GOSH..what if they gave me a free meal ticket..O_O)

But it seriously felt WEIRD. No next times.

Was dad's birthday on thur but Nick wasn't around,so we had Ino food on thur.. and Sunday.. Nick was around so she brought us there. Yes mom loves us fat and chubby. So come over she'll feed you too..No Chicken rice though I'll move out..PRONTO Can't stand the stench/aroma.

You take care yah..and hehe GOODLUCK*winks*

5:38 AM  

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