Am backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk....

It is raining out there. And Cherisse just got back from the Woodlands Checkpoint.

WHAT? WOODLANDS CHECKPOINT..
WHY??Isn't Cherisse coming back by plane.
Yes. She was supposed to.
Isn't she a distinguished guest as mentioned many times by the people in Tourism Malaysia.
Well yeah supposedly so.

But then what the hell happened last evening when she arrived at the Kuching airport with her Royal entourage and other dignitaries... To be morbidly disgusted that there was NO FLIGHT back home that day.

And that the M'sia Tourism board made a BIGGGHUGGGEEEEEHUMONGOUS BOOBOOO.

Well.. so much for sincerity in inviting MOI.. *points to self with a perfectly manicured finger*

So we had to fly back to KL.
Running to the BOARDING GATES erm elegantly and ravishingly LATE.. then meeting the hot and intense stares of *coughs* admiration of the other passengers on board.
Next getting acousted and blocked by adoring Nepalese fans with the utter look of amazement on their sun beaten faces..
Not wanting to budge away from top of the MOVING STAIRCASE as I regally descended.

Finally after loads of interviews at the customs cos of some passport thingythingthing. I was free to collect my luggage and waited SOOOOOOOOOOO glamourously at the oh-so-freezing-glam ARRIVAL HALL NO LESS for a coach to return to Singapore.

Which was delayed time and time again.
IT WAS DUE TO ROYAL BUDGET CONSTRAINS due to the raising cost of extremely pungent CAVIAR and SUPERIOR FISH ROE in Kuching that she brought back to be deep fried and served with Belachan and Nasi lemak. (Actually she maxed her card and was afraid her company would not pay her back for the expenses incurred for the BOOBOO, she tried all 5 cards she had and managed to pay for our trip to KL from Kuching)

And so after much delay and haggling by the ma-cik we finally boarded the coach at 3 am.

Why did they not stay then at KL for another day rather than subject themselves to torment of smeelly truck coach.

The shuttle to KL is expensive
The airport hotel is fully booked.
The hotels in KL would be expensive.
There is no certainty of getting a flight back to Singapore on the next day.
But we had to go back.

Barbara the Italian royalty with spunk and a soft heart had to return to Singapore to feed her royal cat that was alone in her Hilltop home.
And the poor kitty has been going hungry since Monday.
Princess Michiko Kakuchi has a meeting in the morning. She has enough money to charter a flight back to Singapore but alas the ROYAL MALAYSIAN CHAPERON that screwed this whole thing up was adamant and concerned about the safety of the DISTINGUISHED GUESTS.

Yeah OF COURSE...$_$
And the coach though outed luxury..was a touture for Cherisse's ROYAL ARSE cos the seats were not of down and plush velvet

So close to 6 hr later at 10 am Cherisse reached her royal palace..
Had a hearty meal of royal fish Noodles.
And after a shower in her royal bathroom
She is going to to sleep on her Royal bed.

And she has official matters to handle in the afternoon.
The state of the affairs cannot wait and must be handled promptly.
The offical coronation and handing over ceremony of the throne.

"MAY THE ROYAL PEN PREVAIL"