Something's not feeling right.
Something's gonna happen.
Call it Issie-sense but something feels wrong.
Maybe typing it out will avert it.

*shrugs*

Our Last Day

Look out for "Our Last Day"

All burnt and heat-stroke but worth it

TWISTED. Are you smart.. Or just depraved.

Goodness gracious me. Have a laugh!
Betcha none of you will get it right!!

First-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one ofstudents.
The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.
My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boywaited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions
were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade
should know.

The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to
the third-grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I
ask him ?"

The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."

Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have
but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Boy taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands

Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort
of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.

Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bittense
and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement ?
Boy.: Firetruck

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont getit u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married ?
Boy.: SURNAME

Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send
this Boy to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself !"

Thank you...

Thank you for being an arse.
Thank you for being a whiny bastard.
Thank you for being a closet gay.
Thank you for being a Drama Queen.
Thank you for being a Giam Siap Gwee.
Thank you for being a Hum Sap Lou.
Thank you for being short tempered.
Thank you for being long winded.
Thank you for being a cheapskate pig that guzzles at buffets.
Thank you for being a stupid-smarty pants.
Thank you for being a two faced toad.
Thank you for thinking you're fantastic.
Thank you for being a sickening confident smug spud.
Thank you for being such a rotten person.
Thank you for thinking you're a know it all.
But you dont know this.
Thank you for the F-king Fish. (Gotta have this tribute to Mr Adams)
Am leaving and you go clear your shit and do it all.
I finally knew that it was time. Don't Bawl.
Goodbye.
And Good luck on your empty shell.
And am reminding you there is a HELL.

Warmest Regards,
Cherisse